Coochie Cutter

Choochie cutter: Is when you/someone is wearing tight pants/short pants and it gives you/them a wedgy or camel toe, and it cuts into your cooch.

“Man I have a coochie cutter!”

“Damn girl that sucks, better pick it out”

by Gee2019 August 9, 2019

Coochie Man

An evil spirit that’s dead set on taking the only good enough virgin sacrifice, Baker. He usually appears when his name is chanted 3 times in the dark by a virgin

Person 1: bro coochie man is coming after Baker!

Person 2: bro why!?

Person 3: cause she’s a virgin that’s why!!

by spankeyy October 18, 2020

Coochie Monkey

A monkey that comes out of a coochie, it's a real thing I swear.

hey, that mother fucker has a coochie monkey. kill her!

by The orange man February 16, 2021

douche choochery

Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.

Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.

by Rob Snow December 9, 2008

Droopy Coochie

1) Your vagina is really saggy.
2) When a vag always drips a nasty smelly discharge.

2) "She done fucked so many guys, she caught some nasty ass STD."

"Yea and she also got a droopy coochie too."

by that otha one December 31, 2011

hoochie coochie mouth

When you feel like you’re about to throw up and your mouth starts salivating.

*takes shot*

Friend: “Bro, are you okay?”

Me: “Hell nah man, that shot of Jack gave me hoochie coochie mouth”

by SwoleBros October 16, 2020

Caca Coochie

when you wipe back to front & drag your caca through your pussy lips, resulting in the dreaded caca coochie.

I could smell Mali’s caca coochie from across the room.

by DidloDan69 February 9, 2022