Choking The Chicken

A frase that is often used to describe a male masturbating.
I walked in on Kevin Choking the Chicken to gay porn!

If I don't choke the chicken before work, I can't focus.

There's nothing better than choking the chicken after a long hard day at work.
by ObviousDailyLingo January 26, 2016
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choke a scoag

Hey dude, you wanna go choke a scoag?
by Jpierre March 22, 2009
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snake choking

1) When a man with an extremely large penis masturbates. Usually done in public places.
2) The act of fellatio resulting in gagging or sounds similar to a duck.

3) A sexual street performance.
I walked past Margie at the market today. She was watching a Snake Choker.
She could barely believe as she Choked the Snake.
Jayson made a lot of money Snake Choking on the street today.
by Poompi December 21, 2015
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Choke the Vader

V. To masturbate. A much cooler spin-off of "Choking the Priest"
Bob: Hey, Dave, what did you do last night?

Dave: Oh, I Choked the Vader to that new porno I bought

Bob: That sounds full of win, I think I'll go Choke the Vader now
by PS2luvr April 27, 2009
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Choke Masturbation

refers to intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal
Richard uses his belt as a form of choke masturbation in his Dublin home.
by Coryandrew November 25, 2008
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Poke and Choke

Some kinky shit.

You poke her with your wee wee, and choke her at the same time. Girls love that shit.
Last night, I "poke and choked" this one girl so good, that she wanted to sleep over.
by Superman V2 March 14, 2014
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Choke the Cheesecake

To choke the cheesecake is to perform any sexual act in conjunction with a food item in direct contact with the genitalia.
Cheesecake, while being quite prevalent in such acts, is but one of many. There have been reports of using franks and beans, and even pineapples.
I wouldn't go in there if I were you. He's choking the cheesecake.

You wanna choke the cheesecake? Fine. But I'm not cleaning up after you.

You did WHAT to our wedding cake??
by Casey Weederman August 29, 2010
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