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bad china day 

A bad China day or BCD is a widely discussed phenomenon experienced by every non-China born human being living in the glorious motherland be they white, black or yellow as the rays of sunshine that radiated from Mao's asshole.

I don't actually have the time to list every frustrating experience you might encounter if you live in China. The internet doesn't work, the banks don't work, every product or appliance in your apartment will fall apart within a few weeks of purchase.

Sometimes, this all culminates on a single day and, yes, you lose your shit. It happens to the best of us. Telling someone having a BCD "Well, if you don't like it, go home!" is likely to result in having your larynx torn out, so don't do that.
A: Dude, I heard Greg is at the PCB having a tea-session and getting ready to have his ass deported! B: Yeah. He had one two many bad China days and went Falling Down on an illegally parked BMW.
bad china day by China Circle Jerk November 14, 2016
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Map of China 

Shit your pants - specially when in sitting position. On removal to clean up, the offending shit stain on underwear (yes ladieez it could be you as well) looks just like a Map of China
1st dude - "man that fart still stinks you dropped earlier"
2nd dude - "sorry man, gotta split it's a Map of China"
1st dude - "fuk me I can see the wall"
Map of China by street smeg May 8, 2005
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fine china 

Boys have a wee, girls have fine china.
fine china by FaulkOFF May 20, 2006

price of tea in China 

almost the same as "price of eggs in china" but better
What's that got to do with the price of tea in china?
price of tea in China by kial December 18, 2007

great lawl of china 

A way of expressing ones laughter; finding something especially hilarious and having a big laugh

**The joke you are laughing at may or may not have to do with china
joe: my mom fell down the stairs today, she broke her hip!

jim: great lawl of china!!! that must have been a funny sight!

(little) china baby 

Any person or group of people who ride in the back of a car where there are no seats.
There's 9 of us and only 8 seats, looks like someone's riding (little) china baby.

Fine china and bookshelves 

When you paint your dick shaft white, and tape books to the other person's ass.
I hit her with some fine china and bookshelves.