cotton headed ninny muggins

Somebody who feels like they can't do something right.

Buddy the elf thinks he is a cotton headed ninny muggins because he can only make 85 etcha sketcha's instead of 1000 like the other elves. He is NOT a cotton headed ninny muggins because he is a human as pappa elf tells him. A good example of a cotton headed ninny muggins is somebody that blows a country to pieces because they THOUGHT they had weapons of mass destruction. What you know somebody that did that? Wow then we all know a cotton headed ninny muggins!

by Cheeky Elf September 25, 2006

silver cotton candy

simply put, granny pubes

Jimmy: Put your legs back together grandma, no one wants to see your silver cotton candy!

by Glomwill February 29, 2008

Cattin Off

other word for trippin, messed up.

dat nigga was cattin off, thought he could beat me in some nba live 10.

by youngstunna2020 February 6, 2010

picking cotton

picking up white girls (if you're a black guy)

- yo Tyrone, wat u did last saturday nite, dawg?
- I was in da club, picking cotton.

by UrbanPrick January 4, 2012

Cotton

Cotton - Best thing for the whites, worst for the blacks

Go pick my cotton nigga

by KylesACutie February 4, 2020

Dot Cotton

To begin to defecate whilst still wearing ones underwear.To leave a tell-tale mark in ones pants

If I dont get to the shithouse soon I'm gonna Dot Cotton.

by Andy Wright July 23, 2003

Catting

To desire a drug, usually after a night on it, or on a comedown. - Strong colloquialism.

Mate, ever since last night i've been catting for coke.

by xander89 November 26, 2010