catch this dick

Offering or forcing one to recieve your dick

"After you catch these hands, you're gonna catch this dick."

by LiDicky Ball April 14, 2017

Cleavage Catch

The act of using your boobs to catch any incoming projectile. Often used by chicks with the distinct knowledge that they are not only well coordinated with boob eye coordination but blessed with boobs to catch things with.

Hey Brooke that was an awesome cleavage catch! Perfect timing with that pencil!

by AJ the dirty mexican March 23, 2011

high catching

Something that is eye-catching while high on weed.

Joe: "Wow, I love that poster, it's so eye catching and colorful. Or should I say....high catching."

by caseycakes2 January 20, 2013

foot catch

Something is falling to the ground. It's mostly likely valuable and/or fragile. The crushing impact with the solid floor will certainly break it. With spiderman-like reflexes, your foot swiftly moves to its trajectory, intercepting the thing and breaking its fall. Foot catch. Success.

One time my Dad admitted that when my brother was a baby he fell off the bed and my Dad used a foot catch. Seriously.

by Mike Dobbins November 29, 2012

CATCH 22

A plethora of diseases a man or woman could catch from an undesirable man or woman

Don't have sex with him it's a CATCH 22

by SMD111 July 12, 2017

Catch-22

A "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation, where there is no right choice. See: Kobayashi Maru.

Being White is a Catch-22. If you participate in a different culture, that's cultural appropriation... but if you don't, you're not being inclusive. If you move into an urban area, you're part of the gentrification problem... but if you move out of an urban area, you're part of the "white flight" problem. If you don't pay attention to skin color, you're ignoring racism... but if you do, you're racist. There is no right choice.

by Straight White Homeschooling D December 04, 2020

Catch these ones

A phrase a ghetto white person typically named Liam, Colin, Noah, Kaitlyn, Abigail, or Sarah would use when trying to be big bad and tough.

“You tryna catch these ones?”
“What is you waitin for?! Is you gonna catch her ones or nah???”
“Pull up you fag you’re gonna catch these ones.”

“If I hear you talking shit imma make sure you catch these ones. PERIODT!”

by factmachine December 30, 2019