who canoes

person 1: What is the horizontal asymptote of a homeopathic integer?
person 2: who canoes!
by -mojo November 10, 2020
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Canoe Chugging

The act of chugging on your bois canoe
Damn, Daniel... I'm about to go Canoe Chugging.
by Fen_ris October 22, 2023
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Pierceland Poop Canoe

A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.
‘yo is that k****n?’
‘i hear he likes to do the pierceland poop canoe!!’
by Bigdikpronstar666 November 03, 2021
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Dick douche canoe

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
by Willie June 12, 2021
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Niagra Canoe

When a girl is sucking off a guy and the guy throws up on the girls back.
I totally Niagra Canoed my girlfriend after eating bad sushi last night.
by Dane Ungart February 14, 2017
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Backwater Canoeing

When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.
I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!
by ducockus234 August 30, 2012
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Vag-cano

A variation of the sex act: Fresh-Maker in which the performer adds soda to the mix creating a volcano.
That girl said she was into science so I gave her a Vag-Cano like my 3rd grade science project.
by Captain_r3Dbeard March 05, 2024
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