Rubens Candy

Any general type of marijuana, pot, weed, hydro, chronic, etc.

"You got that Rubens Candy?"
"Grill like got Rubens Candy"

by Rubens Henderson March 24, 2007

Shotgun Candy

The act of committing suicide by blowing one's brains out with a shotgun.

Did you hear about Ted in the sales department? He took the easy way out by swallowing a mouthful of shotgun candy last night. Lucky bastard.

by Tony Malice November 6, 2009

Faggot candy

Gay dude's Sperm.

Jeffery was blowing me and he begged me to shoot my faggot candy all over his face.

by emoavon May 4, 2009

Rare Candy

one of a kind person who is desirable.

look at that rare candy

by Jmeee September 2, 2010

candy tax

A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.

Let me see your bag so I can collect the candy tax.

by St0rmrider November 1, 2017

Candy Canus

The act sticking a candy cane in your girls ass and using the hooked end to stimulate her clitorus.

You should have heard her scream when I gave her the Candy Canus !
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.

by Bretsus December 7, 2011

Candied Yams

Itz what me n muh nigguhz eat allllla time

U tried dem candied yams at ya momma n nems house? That shit was on point!

by BigBootyHoles337 November 24, 2019