Hopeless Creep

The state of being so desperate for a girl, that it will cause the victim to become obsessed with the girl and post statuses about love and how they are heartbroken about the girl not noticing or talking to them when really, girls are creeped out by the victim's odd behavior and tend to avoid them

Love hurts so much, if only she knew...
Ok dude, no one knows who or what you are talking about, we only know that your last ten statuses have been like this, try talking to her, not stalking her, you hopeless creep

by blackchickenfliesatnight April 18, 2010

Super Creep

A person- who you added on Facebook even though you don't know them very well or might not even know them at all- who comments on your pictures, statuses, or posts.

Liz: Some random girl commented on my profile picture and said "I don't even know you... but you're really pretty!"

Joe: Whoah.... she's definitely a super creep...

by call it like you see it March 4, 2011

sleep creep

The old pervert you meet at the club who drugs you take you home and has sex with your unconcious body. Or could be your uncle who molested you as you slept but you were to afraid to wake up or tell anyone.

If you get drunk with a sleep creep make sure you stay awake or else you might wake up naked with a used condom in your asshole.

by p.daddy July 16, 2011

Lawn Creep

(person)A rather large and unpleasant looking human being who spends all their time sitting in their yard, determined to catch those meddling kids in the act. Every neighborhood has one. It is quite possible that if there are meddling kids, the Lawn Creep may intend to EAT them as punishment.

Every day I drive down the street I see the lawn creep hanging out in a chair with a Big Gulp cup and the same dirty v neck shirt. I think it saw foot prints in its lawn and is determined to catch the kids responsible for it

by Sentinel408 September 8, 2009

Secondhand Creep

The act of creeping on facebook while standing over the shoulder of a person who is currently already creeping on facebook.

Dude log into your own facebook and stop with the second hand creep.

Hey my mom is behind me doing some secondhand creep.

by Nike-Boy August 23, 2011

Degree Creep

When people need higher degrees to obtain the same job that people with lower degrees used to get. Ex. when the same job that used to require a bachelor's degree, now requires a master's degree, even though a person with a bachelor's degree could still competently do that job. This is a result of the job market being flooded with people who have higher degrees than was usual, and this new higher degree becomes the norm when hiring.

Dennis: I hate having to shell out so much money and spend so much time to go to grad school.
Omar: Why not stop with a bachelor's?
Dennis: Because of degree creep, i need a master's degree to have a good chance of getting a good job.

by Brent Wheeler January 21, 2015

scope creep

A person who needs to continuously drink a lot of Scope due to bad breath and/or a dependence on the mind altering effects of Scope. Also displays a tendency to ramble incessantly and go well beyond the point of a conversation. See def #1, above.

Try to avoid Marc if you can. He's a Scope Creep and will corner you for hours with his yuckmouth and rambling about nothing.

by Raspberry Jam/The Great Magoo February 8, 2010