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Balcony Couple

The balcony couple is the one (if out of multiple) couple(s) that are always by the balcony. They’re the balcony kids everyone knows and is fucking annoyed by, because they are the cringiest and most annoying couple in the school. They are also super controlling of eachother and are so clingy that you’d rather jump off the balcony than date one them. And they are always making out and grabbing each others genitals. They also create so much drama because they have to let everyone know that they’re dating and will attack anyone who comes near the others “husband” or “wife”. Because of all of this drama when they finally break up they have no friends left, so tragic. Because they have no friends they sit up by the balcony with of the other sluts that eat there for lunch. Basically they are the biggest sluts out of the biggest group of sluts in school.
P.S Go to the balcony during lunch at your own risk because they might be, actually probably, no DEFINITELY will be fucking.
Wanna go to the balcony for lunch?”
“Fuck no I’m not tryna get AIDS from the balcony couple.”
“Yeah besides I’m not tryna get attacked cuz I walked past (blanks) quote on quote husband.”
“Oh wait nvm we can go up”
“Why?”
“They just broke up. Btw you own me $20”
by DepressionIsRealGuys69 September 27, 2018
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That couple

the couple who post eachother all the time and changes their profile pictures to eachother and hug every second of the day
They're always together being all cringy they are like THaT COUPLE
by Scurrycat November 27, 2019
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THAT couple is a couple who are so fucking in love it’s annoying
Anyone who says - “ I love you 🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰”
THAT COUPLE are people who are really in love and clingy and weird and annoying
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