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woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.
My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.
by funtobewith April 21, 2010
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Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.
Yeah, you got a double. Somehow I got an eagle on the par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting on that.
by Clardaddy July 26, 2023
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Entity Count

The count of, and dangerousness, of entities in the Backrooms.
Entity Count is a determinant of a level’s Survival Difficulty.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Full-Count

When someone has 2/3 of a strikeout. A Full-Count is when you take a hit from a bong, and take a shot without the beer. Or when you take a hit from a bong and chug a beer without shot.
Dude he got messed up off of that Full-Count. Thank God we forgot the beer...a Strikeout would have been to much for him.
by AveryPorter July 5, 2011
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counting roundabout

A man who likes large numbers of inches up his bum. But slowly, so he can count them. He also does it whilst on a roundabout.
"Man, Ned's such a counting roundabout. Did you see him there again today?! Freak.."
by leonlikesbum February 11, 2014
mugGet the counting roundaboutmug.

its the thought that counts

What you say when you get a gift you don't really like but don't want to hurt the other persons feelings.
Jack - Jill, I got you a gift! *gives said gift*
Jill- Aw how sweet, it’s the thought that count's though

(She doesn't like it, you can tell because she said “its the thought that counts”)
by Boiga6 July 23, 2022
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