by thinkswell February 05, 2010
A silly American adaptation of the customary house warming, where one lures his or her (mostly her) friends over with tasty delicacies and alcohol in hopes that they become inebriated as much as possible in order to break in the couch they happen to be sitting on...
Did you go to Michelle and Gino's Couch warming last night????
Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...
Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...
by Pharohgq June 18, 2015
Mixture of 'cunt' and 'douche', now commonly used to describe someone who stays in when everyone else is going out and does not even take part in the prelash. The word 'fucking' is then usually put before it for maximum effect.
by michallat November 08, 2011
An individual who starts a typical day at 12:30pm to 1pm, and before doing anything they rip from a bong. Many are men in their late teens to early 20s living at their parents house (without any desire to leave) and if they aren't taking college classes online they are taking a gap year (or three) before deciding to sack-up and go to college where they would have to socialize. They are most commonly known to smoke weed ALL day watching their favorite animated shows in the basement and only having enough money to make a run to Taco Bell or some other grease trap. The typical couch philosopher doesn't have a car and just walks everywhere or bums rides... if they do have a car the oil hasn't been changed for about 5 years. Their favorite activity is to sit on the couch all day coming up with as many reasons why weed is the best thing in the world, how society should just smoke up 24/7, how they love licking liberal taint, and how cigarettes are so much worse for you. What they don't realize is that weed made them an apathetic fuck....A "Couch Philosopher"
Person 1- Why don't you like going to Dave's house?
Person 2- I actually wanna do something with my life and I feel like his laziness is going to rub off on me...plus i don't wanna hear those couch philosophers lecture me on the advantages of weed all day and why i shouldn't smoke my cigs.
Person 1- Shit.... your right, Daves going nowhere in life
Person 2- I actually wanna do something with my life and I feel like his laziness is going to rub off on me...plus i don't wanna hear those couch philosophers lecture me on the advantages of weed all day and why i shouldn't smoke my cigs.
Person 1- Shit.... your right, Daves going nowhere in life
by Pnation July 14, 2012
an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person
by Kyle/lyle November 12, 2008
a person who is down on her luck (or just doesn't like living at her permanent residence), but has so many good friends that she will never be homeless because she can sleep on a different couch every night of the month
I am a professional couch hopper; hotel rooms are for amateurs or rich folk not poor college students with lots of amazing friends.
by faithyeni March 07, 2011
Juvenile form of the couch potato
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching anime and playing video games while their physiques atrophy.
Seen on Fark.com in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching anime and playing video games while their physiques atrophy.
Seen on Fark.com in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"
"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."
by jaydub1969 November 14, 2005