A silly American adaptation of the customary house warming, where one lures his or her (mostly her) friends over with tasty delicacies and alcohol in hopes that they become inebriated as much as possible in order to break in the couch they happen to be sitting on...
Did you go to Michelle and Gino's Couch warming last night????
Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...
Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...
by Pharohgq June 24, 2015
Get the Couch Warming mug.Mixture of 'cunt' and 'douche', now commonly used to describe someone who stays in when everyone else is going out and does not even take part in the prelash. The word 'fucking' is then usually put before it for maximum effect.
by michallat November 8, 2011
Get the Fucking Couche mug.An individual who starts a typical day at 12:30pm to 1pm, and before doing anything they rip from a bong. Many are men in their late teens to early 20s living at their parents house (without any desire to leave) and if they aren't taking college classes online they are taking a gap year (or three) before deciding to sack-up and go to college where they would have to socialize. They are most commonly known to smoke weed ALL day watching their favorite animated shows in the basement and only having enough money to make a run to Taco Bell or some other grease trap. The typical couch philosopher doesn't have a car and just walks everywhere or bums rides... if they do have a car the oil hasn't been changed for about 5 years. Their favorite activity is to sit on the couch all day coming up with as many reasons why weed is the best thing in the world, how society should just smoke up 24/7, how they love licking liberal taint, and how cigarettes are so much worse for you. What they don't realize is that weed made them an apathetic fuck....A "Couch Philosopher"
Person 1- Why don't you like going to Dave's house?
Person 2- I actually wanna do something with my life and I feel like his laziness is going to rub off on me...plus i don't wanna hear those couch philosophers lecture me on the advantages of weed all day and why i shouldn't smoke my cigs.
Person 1- Shit.... your right, Daves going nowhere in life
Person 2- I actually wanna do something with my life and I feel like his laziness is going to rub off on me...plus i don't wanna hear those couch philosophers lecture me on the advantages of weed all day and why i shouldn't smoke my cigs.
Person 1- Shit.... your right, Daves going nowhere in life
by Pnation July 18, 2012
Get the Couch Philosopher mug.Smoking weed because after you smoke you usually end up on the couch and spend a lot of time with it. When you smoke so much you just wanna spend time on your couch.
Ben: I don't feel like doing shit today.
Caves: I got the perfect remedy for that we need to get some of that couch medicine.
Ben: Oh word we out then lets go cop some.
(30 mins later)
Ben: God damn my mind has ascended.
Caves: Worrrrrrd yo this show is mad intense.
Ben: The TV ain't on though.
Caves: Oh shit.
Caves: I got the perfect remedy for that we need to get some of that couch medicine.
Ben: Oh word we out then lets go cop some.
(30 mins later)
Ben: God damn my mind has ascended.
Caves: Worrrrrrd yo this show is mad intense.
Ben: The TV ain't on though.
Caves: Oh shit.
by NYGizzle In Ur Mizzle May 11, 2011
Get the Couch Medicine mug.When the first thing on your mind is "couch" as soon as you wake up. Then you sit there for hours and only move to get food.
When one of your roommates or friends just wakes up and sits on the couch right away for a long time, they are doing a "wake and couch"
by Jonathan Marshall January 22, 2007
Get the Wake and Couch mug.Juvenile form of the couch potato
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching anime and playing video games while their physiques atrophy.
Seen on Fark.com in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching anime and playing video games while their physiques atrophy.
Seen on Fark.com in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"
"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."
by jaydub1969 November 15, 2005
Get the couch lizard mug.An object on which to rest your testicles. Common objects include a chin, a bag of ice (after a kicking), and a butthole (during intercourse).
Ron - 'Hey, Tim. Last night I turned Sally's chin into a scrotum couch.'
Tim - 'Sally Winters?'
Ron - 'Yeah. She was all over this shaft.'
Tim - 'You son of a bitch. I'm dating her now.'
Tim - 'Sally Winters?'
Ron - 'Yeah. She was all over this shaft.'
Tim - 'You son of a bitch. I'm dating her now.'
by Dicknamer March 13, 2009
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