Cornography

Over zealous use of puns in written or spoken formats. Using corny terms or puns. One that is corny in use of jokes

"Something is fishy here" when cooking surf and turf. "I sea what you did there. Sea - saw...tense doesn't matter." Ha-ha very good cornography!

by owns the jedi July 2, 2015

Corndowg

A person who likes apes especially orangutans and gets friend zoned heaps

Oh the Corndowg has been rejected again :(

by Dr Pickles April 1, 2015

Cornography

The act of teasing the caged black man with his favourite jail time meal, corn bread.

"officer Hobbs, fetch the bread from the oven and open the hatch on cell 2, tyrone needs taught a lesson so let's show him some cornography"

by Beefneckboy November 4, 2016

Cornography

Something uncle t-buytlenie husks his corn to every night.

Alister are you watching Cornography?

by Alister:t-butes July 18, 2017

Condog

A cunt teacher at the shittest school in chesterfield

Teacher:where have you been

Roadman student:Condog took my shoes

by Y0ur mum gay l0l August 27, 2019

Condog

A cunt teacher at the shittest school in chesterfield

Teacher:where have you been

Roadman student:Condog took my shoes

by Y0ur mum gay l0l August 27, 2019

Corn Dog

Someone who has a stick up their ass for no reason what so ever.

Dude, I walked into ol' Corn Dog's office, asked what he had for dinner and chucked his stapler at my face.

by TimmyJohnson September 25, 2019