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I'm willing to get closer if you are

when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"
I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are
by doggiestar314 March 14, 2021
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clever dan

A name givin to The Cheat when he tried to sneak in a beat.
"Look who thinks hes a Clever Dan"
by Midex August 2, 2003
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Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle

A sexual act whereby a man, upon engaging a woman in a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide", proceeds to ejaculate in the woman's mouth, using the remaining fecal matter from the aformentioned acts as lubrication.

(Note: A Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle may be thought of as the third act in a complete scat play experience-- It is necessarily preceded by a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide".)
"I gave this broad a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle last night, and believe it or not, the shit-eating bitch even swallowed!"

Ben refused to kiss his girlfriend after she enthusiastically accepted his Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle.
by TRICKSFORTRIX April 11, 2008
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4Chan Clever

The state of using a simple modification to a word or, a word of similar pronunciation in an attempt to be funny, random and unique.
Due to the anonymity of it's users and mentality of such, the bar is set staggeringly low.
The sad thing is, people actually think this shit is cool.
Five year old come up with better shit than this.
Another internet community's sad attempt at being unique.
4Chan Clever examples:
Moar -More
Sauce -Source
Copy pasta -Copy paste

Brilliant word play!
by Lig Na Baste April 19, 2008
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Cloverfield

To recruit an individual or individuals for a project that they know nothing about, or that they do not discover the purpose of until much later.
Nobody's told us anything about why we're running all over town. I'm starting to think we've been Cloverfielded.
by Massu July 23, 2008
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talon covers

socks, started by leroy vencak, i though i was very funny because i was incredibly high when he said it. he made it up at the same time i heard oochie wally for the first time
damn, i need a set of talon covers
by ed harris October 14, 2005
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cheese covered bongload

An unatainable combo of two things, used to describe something great.
If i could fly like superman and be invisable, that would be amazing like a cheese covered bongload
by Bonebreak May 11, 2008
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