Chronic boner

When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party

I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding

by Penistoucher9000 July 6, 2022

chronic parents

parents who are ALWAYS home, somehow

hey babe, can i come over and give you a bj? "no sorry, I have chronic parents"

by nosebleedboi January 4, 2018

Chronic

someone who is lit, and a bit of an airhead that sometimes could seem as though they're high on crack cocaine therefore they are called chronic. chronic are easy to get along with and usually very funny.

"dang ten is such a chronic, last night he wouldn't stop quoting vines and laughing at himself"

by TheRealBowman November 21, 2022

chronic

the dankest kush of all even dr. dre thinks so thats why he named his album the "Chronic" shit that shits so good it makes you chronic pain go away got to try some vato

" Yo home boy you got try some of this chronic my doctor prescribed this shit to me my muthafuckin back pains gone now g, this shit it magic."

by loco Armenian 777 November 20, 2018

chronic sativa

high quality weed

Let's smoke some chronic sativa and be high for hours ;D

by Hot.sPot November 18, 2010

Chronic

Something that is extreme, it either being a taste, smell or a effect.

Whoa! That blue cheese is chronic.

by Loopt March 4, 2017

Chronic Strangle Dick

When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.

Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.

Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.

by jiffnep April 1, 2022