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Balls a la carte

When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear
To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte
by notRileynotMir May 5, 2020
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drug cartels

An illegal organization that controls production, wholesale and to a lesser extent distrubtes illegal drugs to street pushers. Biggest drug cartels by nationality in the US are Mexican followed by Colombians and Dominicans.

Colombians don't really push inside the US as of today. They have a liason with the Dominican groups, which their areas of operations are north eastern states and to a lesser degree the south, that whoesale and distriubte on the behalf of the Colombians. Mexicans are by far the largest out of the 3 main groups and have basically the rest of the US.

Worldwide, the Colombians are considered the largest.
Some drug cartels are sloppy others are organized.
by toohotglock January 12, 2007
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Chinese Cartoon

What normal people call anime... Mostly, if you watch them, you'll hear your middle-aged mom say this.
My son's hobby? He watches and collects Chinese cartoons.
by icantfeelmyarms October 23, 2012
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eric cartman

Probably the funniest character in the popular series South Park.
Eric Cartman is a racist shit.
by Serminigo December 11, 2006
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Empty Egg Carton

A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.

E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.

Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.
That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton

E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton
by CrippledCow February 19, 2020
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Barbara Cartland

This is a British expression of contempt. The original Barbara Cartland was a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable, dated chick lit; she was well-known for a number of reasons:-
She had the longest entry in “Who’s Who”;
She believed that, despite her age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex;
Under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong;

The meaning has now broadened and is used to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge etc. Should you meet one usher her into the nearest padded cell with a forked vermin stick and arrange for NASA to send her on a probe to Jupiter.
Kim’s had a letter published in a free newspaper, now she’s acting like she’s an ace reporter!
Stupid munter! What a Barbara Cartland!
by AKACroatalin March 11, 2019
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Cartoon Cartoons

The best cartoons from Cartoon Network that were unfortunately taken off for unknown reasons.
Dexters Laboratory: 1996-2003
Powerpuff Girls: 1999-2005
Johnny Bravo:1997-2004
Ed Edd n Eddy: 1999-2007, 2009-2010(Possibly still aring)
I am Wheasel: 1999-1999
Cow and Chicken: 1997-1999
Courage the Cowardly Dog: 1995,-2002
Mike Lu and Og: 1999-2000
Cartoon Cartoons fridays: 1999-2003? (disputed)
There are others that are remebered that are also removed from CArtoon Netowork that still do air, but otherwise, they are ended. I hoope that they come back.
by Zarley July 7, 2010
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