busted microphone

when penis is flaccid(B4 or after sex) girl shakes your penis screaming into the tip "is this thing on"

your meats like a busted microphone

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

Bust a Gary

To take a big, smelly shit that renders a restroom unable to be entered, and that which torments the men standing at the urinal to near death.

"Wow dude, that burrito was bomb, but afterward it made me have to Bust a Gary." "Hey, you in there, Busting a Gary, how about a courtesy flush?"

by dickmanjones November 8, 2012

Busted feet

Nasty ugly feet with uneven toes.

Damn that girl got some busted feet .

by Barib122 May 30, 2018

crusty busted

When a crusty *dirty hobo punk, usually has a dog and raggedy jacket* beats the hell out of you.

Bob: Damn what happened to Jack
Tom: Dude petted this dog and his hobo owner crusty busted him

by Tomsanfranman October 18, 2008

Bust a Nutella

when you use a jar of Nutella as a fleshlight and bust a nut, it is usually recommended that you cover up the nut after performing this action

bruh I just busted a Nutella and didn't tell anyone
watch out dude I think Jared busted a Nutella in that
when I get home I'm going to bust a Nutella

by Phat Knut Buster May 19, 2019

Busting a Nuttle

The accidental action of prematurely ejaculating. Crying usually follows from either the shame, or the sheer disappointment.

You: Hey bro, how'd it go at the party last night?
Tyler: Not good man, Emily hit me right in the face because I was Busting a Nuttle as soon as the tip went in.

by Dormant123 November 24, 2013

Newsfeed Busted

When an incriminating comment on another person's Facebook wall appears in another's newsfeed.

Julie's comment: Heyyy Jim, don't worry about what you told me last night, it'll be our little secret, I must say though, I'm surpised you chose me to come out too :) xx

Jims friend's comment: Jim ya homo, you've just been newsfeed busted!

by Bagginski July 4, 2010