A BULLSHIT

The Shit of a Bull
-what comes out of the bull's ass hole.

1.

Melo:This is not very clever, is it?

Hayley: no, its FUCKING A BULLSHIT

Melo: write something clever, were clever women

Gaby: NO ITS BULLSHIT' YOUR WORDS CAME OUT OF THE BULL'S ASS, BITCH

Hayley: okay.

2.

That was pretty bullshitty. First you tripped down the stairs and then you landed face first in a pile of bullshit.
And you ate it. It went in your mouth and you sloshed it around with your tongue until it became slightly soggy and then you spread it on toast with a butter knife and then you served it to me. MAN IT WAS A BULLSHIT ON TOAST!

by Hayley Melo Gaby July 23, 2007

No bullshit

A phrase used by porn sites in the early days of the internet which was meant to indicate that if you clicked on the link, you would find porn instead of another ad.

Click here for hot college lesbians. No bullshit!

by Moxieman July 11, 2017

absolute bullshit

Typically what a religious person calls "absolute truth".

Chris's stories about "god", "creation", etc. are just absolute bullshit.

by itmattersnotwhoiam November 11, 2013

Fucking Bullshit

Known by some in the world as Golf, fucking bullshit is a game unique in that it requires no less than 120 strokes, 14 lost balls, and 2 broken clubs. Particularly infuriating in that with every swing, there seems to be a new component that cause the shot to go awry. It is impossible to get better at or be happy while playing.

Jeff: Hey dude wanna play a round of fucking bullshit today?

Jason: fuck that shit, I’d rather blow my money at the titty bar

by Jmc220 May 3, 2018

BULLSHIT ARTIST

1) Republican politician.
2) Conservative talk show host or author.
3) Fox News employee.

Did you listen to Dubya's State of the Union Message last night? What a bullshit artist!

by Samurai Sam September 12, 2006

Let's get on with this bullshit

What most people say when they are pissed off and have to do something that is stupid or not worth their time.

Can be closely related to I don't give a fuck and bullshit

Example A:
Teacher: Clear your desks it is time for a pop quiz
Student: Let's get on with this bullshit

Example B:
Student: My project is about...(Spends 20 mins explaining what it is about not actually project)
Teacher: LET'S GET ON WITH THIS BULLSHIT!

by Vainityisnotasin June 12, 2011

spewing bullshit

telling a profusion of false information or complete nonsense; lying.

c'mon, dude. you and I both know he was spewing bullshit about buying that new Mercedes.

by Suburbanz71 October 6, 2018