Stinky Breakfast 

The act of giving someone a rim job during morning sex. Also known as "brown breakfast".

Man Jacki was so frisky this morning, she helped herself to a stinky breakfast.

Stinky Breakfast by Rita_Poon April 17, 2013

shrek's breakfast 

weed. kush. straight dank. Wiz Khalifa's best friend.

Ay bro you tryna get some shrek's breakfast?

shrek's breakfast by marinaras September 10, 2016

Taste {her} Breakfast. 

A phrase used for eating booty.

Did you see that new porno Ass Blasters? That dude had his tongue so far up her ass I bet he could taste {her} breakfast.

Taste {her} Breakfast. by OG_Epimetheus August 2, 2021

Mexican Breakfast 

When you try to fart but a huge chunky watery shit explodes out instead coating the inside of your underwear.

Hey guys did you see TJ just did a mexican breakfast on stream!

Mexican Breakfast by dalekman9999 July 7, 2018

brown eyed breakfast 

The act of cracking an egg in someones ass and then fucking them until it scrambles.

I had a one night stand last night, and this morning i fixed her a brown eyed breakfast.

brown eyed breakfast by FAGATRON69 May 18, 2017

Pink Breakfast 

Fucking a girl on the kitchen floor, cumming inside her vagina and then sucking up the cum dripping from her to the floor

A: So did you hook up with that girl yesterday?
B:Yea we did a mean Pink Breakfast

Pink Breakfast by ProfessorFilthyLazis August 6, 2018

Anxiety Breakfast

The overwhelming hangxiety that one feels after a big night out, often while eating a sad regretful breakfast.

“Gosh Sheila. This is one hell of an anxiety breakfast. Last night was heavy”

“Not looking forward to our anxiety breakfast tomorrow”

“Seriously guys, I feel so anxiety breakfast”

Anxiety Breakfast by aliveandkickingOS August 12, 2021