Flesh Boarding

Indo boarding while simultaneously sexually gratifying yourself with a flesh light.

Considered a taboo sport in most countries.

Sergio just got laid off and is passing the time by perfecting his switch hander cross steps to reach new and exciting levels of flesh boarding pleasure.

by g-town-4-life March 22, 2010

Board Walker

Nickname for fans of the incredible HBO series Boardwalk Empire

Johnny: Boardwalk Empire is the most unpredicatable and most boldly written drama of the century! I am a Board WALKER!!
Dee: Well... our century is rather new...
Johnny: ....and the realism and the truth and the era and the acting... and the CHARACTERS! OMG!
Dee: uh...
Johnny: ...and the authenticity, the unflinching violence....
Dee: zzzzzzzzzzz

by PDXJohnny99 April 13, 2013

Eastern Boarder

A gnarly skate, bike, and/or snowboard shop in New England affiliated with either the Nashua, Worcester, Natick, Leominster, or Danvers.

"Do you ride for Anything?"
"Eastern Boarder for Life"

by Big Dane 603 February 6, 2008

board king

Not to be mistaken as "board warrior", the board king doesn't need to engage in any argument. He simply tells the other board warrior to take a hike, and an agreement is met.

board warrior: That's not true, according to...

board King: "Insert words of greatness here"

board warrior: I'm such a faggot, nevermind.

by KeyzL2 November 12, 2006

The boards

How idiotic person says Boardwalk.

"I'm going to the boards guys."

by randomguy123469076 August 23, 2016

brotarded

An otherwise intelligent person who dumbs down their speech and mannerisms in order to fit in with their bros.

He's not really as dumb as he sounds. He's just brotarded.

by tallyhotallyho December 31, 2007

killzone board

the hangout of the uber n00b dannock. dannock

you goto the killzone boards to read about the trials of dannock.

by dannocksuckscock July 10, 2004