baffon

a dumbfuck who has seen the definition of bafoon and baffoon but is still too stupid to search up the motherfucking word buffoon

Guy 1: you're the baffon here
Guy 2: you're the dumbass here for not knowing how to write buffoon correctly you blithering idiot

by goober_XD August 27, 2025

BOAFK

Short for Blown Out Ass Fuckin Knee. Slang for an injury to ones knee.

I was working on my dumbass kid's fence and now I have a BOAFK

by Kliff Richaldson September 4, 2025

bass boffer

A person who would stick his cock in a fishes mouth. Usually a southerner.

Bubba the bass boffer 's sister caught him fucking a largemouth bass and decided to help him with his predickament.

by jazzballer March 10, 2016

jelly baff

When you slide jelly into the open anus of a girl then suck it out using a straw like clearing water from a bath

Gave my girl the best jelly baff last night, strawberry flavour was on the menu

by Willskipezza July 19, 2016

Morning Boffee

Upon waking up and running late you and your significant other have morning sex to wake instead of the usual coffee.

“Hey George, how are you?”
“I’m good Bill, had my morning boffee.”

by Urban mythic January 14, 2019

Music Boffin

When someone is very smart at the Subject Music like when you get forced to go music lessons all the time.

"Oi Lewis Ya Music Boffin" Or "What you doin you music boffin"

by Balby Dosser February 2, 2019

Bernie Boffing

When you are having intercourse and the male is humping so slow you think he is dead.

We snuck into the room and saw The gump Bernie Boffing that hog!! Giving her the ole slow stroke.

by Breth Pham April 11, 2019