This phrase refers to the hair color commonly found amongst women who badly bleach their hair to look more like their right-wing idols, Ivanka Trump, Tomi Lahren, etc. They can be any age, but always have conservative beliefs and are often the ones to call in reports of POC doing non-criminal things, like walking in their own neighborhood, etc.
Well, I wanted to try a new look for my hair but I didn’t want to end up republican blonde, ya know?
by Strawberrybetty January 14, 2021
Get the Republican blondemug. A girl that looks good from a distance, but when you get close up, you observe that the brushstrokes are somewhat crudely assembled. A work of art she is not.
I thought I saw a gorgeous chick the other day, but she was a disappointing Monet blonde when she crossed over the road.
by wizzerman February 23, 2012
Get the Monet Blondemug. A guy who would be blonde he was a girl. or a girl who is like a blonde ceptin fer her hair color. ussually only spoken arond friends
by Pimpin in Pink November 26, 2004
Get the Blonde at heartmug. An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.
by Maximus August 6, 2003
Get the blond distortionmug. A women that dyes her hair blonde to garner attention and power. Sometimes the power is used for bad and manipulative means, particular when the women is of lower socioeconomic class.
by KARMA MRA MGTOW October 1, 2014
Get the bottle blondsmug. by jeeeeew October 1, 2003
Get the blonde momentmug. by major_delmac March 1, 2005
Get the Measurement Blondemug.