Kerala Blasters

kings of the walkout

Person 1: where is that guy going?

Person 2: he's a fan of Kerala Blasters and following the example of his idols
Person 1: understandable

by username_redacted November 23, 2023

sound blaster

a mug with a sound blaster in it an old sound blaster by creative labs

get a sound blaster

by Raqurm December 16, 2023

Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).

We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.

by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023

Canadian finger blaster

when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole

man that canadian finger blaster made my girlfreind squirt last night

by aheadbyacentury October 25, 2018

skull blaster

When one guy cums enough for a whole bukkake.

Person A: wow, did you go too a bukkake?
Person B: No, it was a skull blaster.

by Dat boi 10000000000000000 July 6, 2017

vision blaster

Slang for Victoria bitter, an Australian beer.

Me: You boys keen for some vision blasters this arvo?
Boys: shit yeah!

by Lewi the fly February 22, 2019

blastered

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man

by mzstress June 13, 2018