pepper blaster

A self defense weapon built by Swiss company Guardian Angel and marketed in the U.S. By Kimber firearms. It fires a blast of pepper spray at high velocity up to 13 feet. It points like a pistol and delivers its payload via a pyrotechnic charge for each of its two shots

Some guy tried to rob my wife with a knife but before he could get to her she hit him with the pepper blaster and he was a miserable ball of agony from then on. Next time though she will use her new Kel Tech p3At...then it's dirt nap time!

by Dapper Dagorhirim May 9, 2015

Finger Blaster Master

a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms

that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master

by coleramsme January 16, 2017

juice blaster

A device often used to make juice with A lemon or lime but adding vodka in the dish with sugar or salt on the rim.

We used a juice blaster on the boat this weekend.

by PurpleBus69 September 19, 2020

Math Blasters

Math teachers who use math equations to get there rocks off.

Teacher 1: Some of the other math teachers and I are creating a group to satisfy our needs. We call it Math Blasters, wanna join?

Teacher 2: That sounds like just what I need to satisfy MY math loving kink.

by anonymous August 15, 2022

Blasters

Synonym for fingers used while pleasuring a woman.

You gonna fingerblast any ladies tonight?

I don’t have any plans to use the blasters but you never know what can pop up.

by Jpv25 September 18, 2025

Mickey Blaster

A makeshift weapon made with pvc pipe filled with dead mice, moldy cheese and human feces.

Usually used for pranking nerds.

Nerd 1: “Ew it smells awful in here.”

Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”

by stripez56 July 2, 2025

skull blaster

When one guy cums enough for a whole bukkake.

Person A: wow, did you go too a bukkake?
Person B: No, it was a skull blaster.

by Dat boi 10000000000000000 July 6, 2017