Beached whale

a young man, who is short, fat, ugly, had black curly hair, resembles a whale but is human, tends to lay on the beach as if he is washed up on shore and responds to the name ZG.

wow, did you see beached whale today?
No. but his mom june was looking pretty fine.

by ad991223 November 17, 2009

biochemistry

a mixture of biology and chemistry or so i've heard

hey that was an awesome biochemistry lesson!

by rob sharman and gareth roberts June 5, 2005

bitched

A vinyl record or CD which has been scratched badly enough that it is unplayable.

"I lent you my Gaetano Parisio 12" and it came back bitched."

"I can't play Far Cry because the play disc is bitched."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

Bitchen

A room that consists of a bedroom and a kitchen combined. Where your woman can cook for you and have sex with you. And if she's really talented, both at the same time.

"When we was done gettin it on, I smacked that ass and she stood right up and started cookin me some eggs in our newly renovated bitchen"

"Damn, she was doin work in the bitchen this morning. She was makin some bread and I was makin some buns in the oven if you know what im sayin"

by Daniel Smith aka Dislexsik Dan February 8, 2010

Bachelor Breakfast

Waking up every morning and giving oral sex to the woman you slept with the previous night (Typically a different woman every time this happens).

Man, Steve was tellin us he's had a Bachelor breakfast every morning since Tina left him!

by nicocaponi March 23, 2009

bitchen

The female version of the mancave. Where women should spend most of their time.

"Woman, get in that bitchen and make me a samich!"

by SupaDave999 November 4, 2009

bitched

Can refer to any piece of machinery or other tangible thing that is damaged beyond reasonable repair or use.

"My car's so bitched that the rear springs came right through the floor!"

OR

Nerd 1: My computer took a surge in last night's storm.
Nerd 2: Haven't you fixed it?
Nerd 1: No, it's completely bitched.

by BBW chaser September 17, 2004