Becker College

I agree with the other definition the other person said about this school. The school is separated with 2 campuses, one in the middle of nowhere and the other in the crap city of Worcester. The one in Worcester has only 2 buildings for the school, and the rest of the campus is a super small community of apartment houses that is constantly patrolled by campus police (they walk into the dorms as they please and close your doors and lock you out if your not in there even though your next door). If you like eating the same thing every single day, this is the perfect place for you (Cheeseburgers, fries, pizza, grilled cheese, tortillas with hardly any meat, no trays, bootleg soda; RC Cola; cups that are found everywhere on campus; in bathrooms, on the streets, in random places; a sandwich guy who does not know how to make a simple peanut butter sandwich). Less than 1/10 of the school lives on campus, more than 8/10 of the school population is females, which you can find most of them coughing up a lung outside of classes from smoking. Activities? Only a few people attend, maybe one to three? Oh, did I mention you can't have fun here? You can't have any parties, you can't drink even if your 21+, if you get caught drinking, they charge you with a fine of up to $25 (You will have to go see Tyrone! A big guy with huge lips). Oh and don't bother considering the "free laptop" thing, its a rip off. The dorms are a piece of shit, the only good one is Cedar Hall, the ONLY one they will show you in tours of the college campus. Think you will have your own parking spot? WRONG! People will park in the parking lot that don't have a parking permit and campus police claims "They can't do anything about it". Don't expect big parties on the weekends, because everyone goes home on the weekends. If you like random nerds going into your dorms to play video games from morning till past midnight, this place would be perfect for you. Enjoy your music while you can, because they will tell you to turn it down. There's nothing to do, AT ALL, around here, so you get to sit in your room all day and play video games! Yay!

Girl: So, what school do you go to?
Guy: Becker College
Girl: What's that?

Girl: Where do you go for school?
Guy: BC
Girl: Boston College?
Guy: Lets just leave it at BC

WARNING: Just don't even come to this school.

The criminal justice program has been here for a looong time and it still isn't accredited for the Quinn Bill

by #1 Becker College Fan March 2, 2009

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Beckerhead

noun. Someone who believes or follows the teachings of Fox News Channel's conservative commentator Glenn Beck. Derives from peckerhead and dickhead. In context, someone who a) is ignorant of the subject at hand and b) follows or agrees with Beck anyway. First heard on MSNBC's "Countdown with Keith Olbermann"

Tea bag rallies bring out many of America's Beckerheads.

I've yet to meet a Beckerhead you can be reasonable with.

by johnedit September 19, 2009

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victoria beckham

the ex-spice girl skinny anorexic wife of English soccer player David Beckham who never smiles or laughs but has always a im-so-hot pout, has obviously fake boobs that looks like half cantaloupes stuffed into her skin, and wears way way way too much make-up and dangerously high and tiny stilletos and short skirts while carrying a baby.

Poo on me Victoria Beckham.
David is too good for Victoria. What did he do to deserve her??

by elephant molestor July 29, 2006

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Beckett

A truly sweet person. They will make you laugh no matter how sad you are. Im you find a Beckett, kim him. He will be a light in your life and one of the best things to happen. Make sure to tell them how great they are, and don't let them disagree. Even if you're just saying a sentence, they'll make a joke, it's kinda their thing!

Person: Bye!
Beckett: Don't you mean...BI

by O8_orange December 16, 2018

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