porcelain baptism

When you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet.

"Hey man, I was going to call you but then I went and gave my phone the porcelain baptism."

by OctopiWallStreet July 30, 2017

tallahassee baptism

When your on the beach and dunk someone in the water in the shallow end.

My brother was being annoying so i gave him a tallahassee baptism

by Melllifluous September 17, 2017

Temple Baptist christian school

Christian School Christian schools are terrible places where the teachers make you want to completely give up on everything. The work is intense and the people are bitches, preps, hoes, and some of them may be extreamly religious. Most of the people in the school are related and the ones that aren’t in the family get treated like shit. Truth is, everyone in the school hates it and they think of it as Hell on Earth. If you know anyone who goes to this terrible place, give them a hug... and even if you don’t believe in God, pray for them...

Do you go to Temple Baptist Christian School?

by Secret Satan May 19, 2018

Vinegar Baptism

As outlined by M.Williams it’s a far more efficient means of extracting intelligence then water alone.

We were first baptizing the goat fucker with water untill we found out the severity of his sins and were forced to utilize a vinegar baptism which is far more effective means at washing away sins.

by FNG007 April 23, 2019

Tactical Baptism

Waterboarding

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism

by Jakalbins November 23, 2019

tabernacle baptist academy

The most bitch ass school with a ton of snitches. If you are going there watch out they take your phones and be such a bitch about it. Thank God that coach cook left he’s a little bitch and is nothing but a piece of shit when it comes to thing and is very racist. The dean Mr mcgary is nice but thinks he runs the shit bitch please u don’t fuck off. This is an extremely racist and white ass school filled with little white shits.

You know of tabernacle baptist academy

yea it’s that annoying bitch ass school around the corner filled with white trash.

by liljimmy420 January 12, 2020

Alabama Baptism

The act of dedication on another's face, usually intentionally, and taking gleeful pride while doing so.

Pucker up, Cutiepie; you're about to experience your first Alabama Baptism.

by Stetson Tate March 29, 2020