Bruising the Banana

Similar to jacking off, but standing in a dark corner and sobbing while doing the act.

He really enjoys bruising the banana.

by mal1234 October 30, 2019

poison bananas

a g unit diss rap by the game, cicero, technique and m.o.b
poision bananas are bullets.

i gotta a clip full of poison bananas and a cold hard killer from compton, here monkey monkey!!

by A-Goose May 3, 2006

holy bananas

anything pertaining to disbelief

"Holy bananas, I can't believe she fit that all in there"

by boner bandit April 1, 2008

banana man

a man in a banana suit, with banana powers to bananaize his victims, thus causing them to be trapped in a banana suit and given the powers to bananaize others.

see banana dog or banana car

the banana man almost bananaized me back in the supermarket but i got away.

by xgunsxxgoxxbang October 10, 2005

banana clip

A large capacity magazine for Automatic weapons, Named after "banana clip" because it's shape resembles a banana

Yo Mannie pass me that banana clip so I can load this AK.

by AC April 23, 2004

Banana Doppio

A distributor of cool facts and sacred truths that the corporations hide from the masses.

Cool Banana Doppio fact! Hot Pocket's name is a lie! Hot Pockets do not fit in most pockets and they expect you to supply the heat yourself! Banana Doppio out

by Cool Fact Person October 28, 2020

deepthroat a banana

The act of one putting a banana as deep as possible into their mouth.

Synonyms:
Darian

Darian decided to deepthroat a banana so he is obviously gay.

by Witches kiss March 1, 2017