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baconist

An individual with a deep and abiding devotion to all things bacon. This can involve total immersion in the bacon lifestyle or a simple and abiding love of the bacon food group. Baconists often join online communities to share their love of the food group and create themed gifs and memes to celebrate all things bacon.
Kurt was not merely a casual consumer of a BLT sandwich, he was well known as a baconist.
by Flossdada March 7, 2016
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Baconater

A fat bird chode of a guy usually named Brady who is an angry little elf.
Look at that little midget hitting people, he's such a baconater
by Check for korpalitis August 21, 2017
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baconbunny

A tribe member carnivorous and ferocious bunny that consumes bacon daily, decapitating anyone who stands in his her path. (Refer to Monty Python's Holy Grail, killer bunny scence).
The baconbunny consumed all the lettuce, carrots and brussel sprouts wrapped in bacon that were left unguarded by the non-bunny
by Kintock November 2, 2017
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Bacon Tip

An uncircumcised penis with a meaty foreskin that looks like a raw piece of bacon wrapped around the bellend.
I went down on Carl last night for the first time and found he has a bacon tip.

I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.

I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.
by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018
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baconman

He is a man who loves bacon. Without his bacon he could die. He also has a lot of friends.
thats baconman!
by dhusagpfghwiufhufufhydh February 28, 2018
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Bacon On My Grave

This term is used right before death. so after death there will be a party instead of a funereal at your grave.
If I die Bacon on my grave boys!
by Rico Rambe June 8, 2018
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Baconomics

Baconomics is the art of ulitilizing all of the bacon in a package instead of using 3-4 pieces then leaving the rest in the fridge to spoil
After I cooked breakfast this morning, I used good baconomics and fried up the rest of the bacon in the pack to make BLTs for lunch!

Wow! How Baconomical of you!
by So She Says July 2, 2019
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