boner cat 

The cat that always seems to show up, purring, whenever you have a boner, and proceeds to watch you have sex, receive a blow job, masturbate, etc. (Includes NARBs)

You: Oh look, there's the cat watching us again.
Your wife: You know we can't have sex without our beloved boner cat present.

boner cat by Frodobarfins January 9, 2009

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface 

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.

Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface by bumbleclot February 12, 2009

Boner Sphere 

The theoretical sphere which surrounds an attractive woman.

It is said that once a man steps inside that sphere, he will receive a firm and spontaneous boner.

Depending on how attractive a girl is, her B.S. radius may vary. The unit in which to measure a boner sphere is in veins popping. If the girl causes a boner with 3 veins popping, her boner sphere level is 3.

Boner Sphere by Fuess March 13, 2011

Boner Bend 

When a male has to piss with an erection and in order to do so, bends himself in a very weird manner.
Said erection can be a result of being turned on or morning wood.

I woke up today with morning wood, so I had to piss making a boner bend.

Boner Bend by HeavyFuel July 24, 2011

boner blanket 

a blanket that a man uses to cover is aroused penis when watching a movie (i.e. porno) with his friends

Hey dude, before you start the movie, can you pass me that boner blanket.

boner blanket by nouveaupauvre December 31, 2007

Boner Bouncer

Gay

You are such a boner bouncer Tom.


We have a test today?! Ah boner bouncer!

Boner Bouncer by Bryan SixXxTeen December 20, 2008

boner check 

The act of checking for erections. Typically involving an evaluation of one or more cock and balls.

"Oh geez"
(Lots of gayness)
"BONER CHECK!!"
"Fag"

boner check by Goatseking April 5, 2007