bollocksbag of bore

An excedingly dull housemate or friend who always ruins the party by complaining about the music being too loud, too many things being spilt etc but also bigs him/herself up as a huge party animal when writing blogs or meeting new people.

A hypocritical twist to the big bag of bore

Michelle was making herself out as the life and soul of last night but word is already about she's the biggest bollocksbag of bore

by keeva February 22, 2008

bollock porridge

Male sex piss

My bollock porridge went all over her face

by pudding and pie July 17, 2003

Bollocking

Frolicking with ones testicles out.

Pull your pants up and stop bollocking.

by fruitsaladsniffer January 7, 2016

bollock

Britian's way of saying fuck.

*man smashes finger*
"Bollock!"

by JEP August 30, 2007

Bollocking

to give out...

My boss just gave me a right bollocking...

by Cully April 1, 2003

Bollock baiting

An alternative to prick teasing.

She was bollock baiting me all night. I was dying to Cheam all over her love raisins.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

bollocker

{UK slang} a nitwit, hack, or general waste of DNA, who bumbles around uselessly like a pair of bollocks in the wind

Oi you spilled me pint, you nobby bollocker!

by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003