boardman

A once upscale and progressive suburb of Youngstown run into the ground by two vindictive idiots posing as elected officials. A place where logic and reason have been completely removed from decisions affecting tens of thousands.

Man, they pulled a boardman on our ass. They told us they were going to widen the road to ease congestion. Instead they took out a lane and planted flowers and trees.

by Pedro1 September 16, 2007

Board Game

A vague way of saying "having sex".

Hey Susan, lets go play some board games upstairs?

by Lousterr August 30, 2014

Flesh Boarding

Indo boarding while simultaneously sexually gratifying yourself with a flesh light.

Considered a taboo sport in most countries.

Sergio just got laid off and is passing the time by perfecting his switch hander cross steps to reach new and exciting levels of flesh boarding pleasure.

by g-town-4-life March 22, 2010

Board Walker

Nickname for fans of the incredible HBO series Boardwalk Empire

Johnny: Boardwalk Empire is the most unpredicatable and most boldly written drama of the century! I am a Board WALKER!!
Dee: Well... our century is rather new...
Johnny: ....and the realism and the truth and the era and the acting... and the CHARACTERS! OMG!
Dee: uh...
Johnny: ...and the authenticity, the unflinching violence....
Dee: zzzzzzzzzzz

by PDXJohnny99 April 13, 2013

Eastern Boarder

A gnarly skate, bike, and/or snowboard shop in New England affiliated with either the Nashua, Worcester, Natick, Leominster, or Danvers.

"Do you ride for Anything?"
"Eastern Boarder for Life"

by Big Dane 603 February 6, 2008

boar's leg

A slang term for a big fat blunt or joint.

Damn dude, there's just two of us and you rolled a boar's leg. I hope we can finish it. (wink wink)

by Grouch April 20, 2004

board king

Not to be mistaken as "board warrior", the board king doesn't need to engage in any argument. He simply tells the other board warrior to take a hike, and an agreement is met.

board warrior: That's not true, according to...

board King: "Insert words of greatness here"

board warrior: I'm such a faggot, nevermind.

by KeyzL2 November 12, 2006