Avacado Fastball

When you are equipped with a micro penis and can't perform so you choke your scrotum until it turns green and beat her ass with it.

Joe, you see how Marge is walking? That's cause I beat her ass with my avacado fastball last night.

by Agua Purificada May 31, 2018

Apocalypsing

Becoming too serious in the beginning of a relationship, being Ted Mosby

Look at Alex trying to be Ted Mosby, someone tell this kid that not every girl is his Robin.
Alex needs to stop apocalypsing!

by PopBlink November 22, 2020

Avocado

To go soft during sex

"Is the avocado soft?"

"It's not my fault!"

by Avocado fan January 19, 2015

apocalypse

1. When the retarded and pathetic efforts set forth by humanity are ended.

Dude, when's the apocalypse coming?

According to my calculations, in 6 minutes.

I can't wait man...

by idonthavaname September 9, 2008

Avogado's Effect

When a guy or girl finds you attractive, they will follow you around, hoping that you will notice them and happen to talk to them, leading to sex.

Let's go use the Avogado's Effect on those chicks.

by Daniel Goldfarb August 22, 2012

Avocado

The fruit of a tree which grows in tropical and subtropical regions of the world. The tree produces fruit up to three times a year, given the right conditions, and is hardy enough to withstand cold nights as low as 26 degrees Fahrenheit. The fruit is typically green, but some varieties can be yellow, red, and purple. The fruit contains one large seed, which is surrounded by an oily yellowish-green flesh that is soft and mildly sweet when properly ripened.

The avocadoes sold at your local store taste like shit because they are not ripe when they are picked.

by AYB March 8, 2003

Avocado

The official food of Virginia Tech. Invent the future. When in doubt, show avocado footage.

You know your team is doing badly when they show how to cut an avocado instead of highlight reels.

Give me an avocado so I know its real.

by Amandaman October 8, 2014