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Almighty Anal Attack of Allah

The Quran was orally revealed by the Almighty Saviour Allah to the final prophet, Muhammad the Terrorist, through the suicide bomber Gabriel (Jibril), incrementally over a period of some 23 years, beginning on 22 December 609 BE (Before Explosion). The information Muhammad received was of great significance and power to the Islamic People, for Allah had revealed his true righteous power only known in the Quran as the Almighty Anal Attack of Allah. It is stated that this holy power has destructive capabilities towards the rectum of the sinners of mankind, also known as the infidels. Once Almighty Allah has begun his furious strike on the anal cavity of the infidels, he proceeds to have a Bukkake Party and partakes in the islamic tradition, formally known in the Quran as a Croaky Jim; The divine cum Allah secretes is said to wash the worthy infidels of their sins and reveal the true path of freedom Islam brings to society, those who are deemed unworthy perish. The cleansed infidels with newfound peace are welcomed into the Islamic life as a Prophet of Allah, eventually receiving the promised gift of 42 virgins in the afterlife; serving Allah as his humble servants.
Submit to Allah or succumb to the Almighty Anal Attack of Allah.
ISIS THEME SONG (lyrics included to sing-along)
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

Behi azadini w galal bugha faya qawmi hubu lidarbil kumah
Fa ima hayatun tasurul hudah wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda
Wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda

Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

Faqum yaw'faya lidarbin naja lilamdi saweeya nasudul ghuza
Wa narfa umajida wa nu'leh jiba abat antadila be ghairil ilah
Abat antadila le ghairil ilah

Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

Il al haqi haya da'ana lewa
Li sahil manaya be harbi aydah
Faman ma ta'minna fi dan an himah
Bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah
Bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah
by ProphetofAllah42 May 26, 2020
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$.99 heart attack

I'm starving can you stop at the Mickey Dees so I can get me a $.99 heart attack?
by Early Death May 23, 2010
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Art Attack

art at⋅tack – ahrt uh-tak

–noun

Derived from the "Gorilla Mask" and the familiar 90's British children's television series revolving around art know as "Art Attack" hosted by Neil Buchanan

A "sexual act" involving a hand full of sparkles thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial.

At the point of execution you yell the famous line...

"This is an Art Attack, and this is an Art Attack... THIS IS ART ATTACK!"
I brought that bitch home from the club and got her ass ready for art class with an Art Attack

Last night I finished with an Art Attack

Last night I gave that bitch an Art Attack
by bartlomiej December 2, 2009
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penis attack

A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.

Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.
"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"
by AnJaHC May 23, 2006
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Ninja Heart Attack

In any video game:
When death occurs for an unknown reason.
Nobody knows how it happened.
Nobody knows why it happened.
Nobody knows WTF happened.

But, it's fucking hilarious.
Guy 1: "WTF, did Jesus just snipe me?"
Guy 2: "Bro, I have no clue you just fainted."
Guy 1: "Fucking Ninja Heart Attack, damn it."
by WolfRhino March 1, 2008
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Frank-Attack

If you are attacked by hundreds of people named Frank.
Betty: How did my husband die?
Doctor: He had a Frank-Attack...I'm sorry.
by nayr yllek August 23, 2009
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awk attack

When you are bombarded with awkness.

When everything around you in a situation is awkward.
Everything about that situation was awkward, i had an awk attack in there.
by awk hawk attack September 9, 2009
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