sanding the bat

Its a term that means to 'jack off' or to masturbate.

"hey Joey" "hi" "last night Tina sanded my bat for me." "TINA'S MY GIRL FRIEND YOU BASTARD!"

by Person March 15, 2005

Carpet Bat

Small Chihuahua usually named pebbles or something equally gay

Oh look honey it's a gay truckers carpet bat.

by flanstraw1 August 20, 2008

half bat

Something very impressive indeed

My goodness, have you seen Jonny's new car, it's half bat
Yes it is very nice

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 08, 2006

bat ears

Some one with insane hearing skills.

The spawn of man bat and batwomen

1. Psst look at that guy over at the other end of the corridor he hasn't hit puberty yet

boy. I can hear you. That kid had bat ears.

2. Go my bat ears destroy all the radios and satellites( man bat hates noise)

by Ancientmayanritual May 09, 2015

Hats and Bats

A cop slang..typically described as meaning helmets and and riot batons.."Hats and bats"..

Civilian slang...means your not getting along with someone..Big clash of personalities...

"Helmets and Bats"- helmets and riot baton/night sticks , used to quell civil unrest..

Daily life..Means you and another person are NOT getting along..Example-"Me and the boss went hats and bats over my overtime"

by Some guy from New York.. December 19, 2008

weetzie bat

1. a really awesome, campy and cliche book by francesca lia block
2. a punk pixie

i read weetzie bat every day

by mayura October 24, 2003

bats for the yankees

euphamism for one being homosexual; see batting for the yankees

see batting for the yankees

by Bunsen October 17, 2004