Very sexy great in bed and has the biggest dick you’ve ever seen
And he’s sexy and is loved by hot girls. And has had sex with every hot girl he meats
And he’s sexy and is loved by hot girls. And has had sex with every hot girl he meats
by 123456789 bay sexy March 4, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug. by pumpkinrocks December 30, 2015
Get the ashton hesselingmug. The rare species of Assbum can be very hostile towards any pussy he see's. The secret identity of this fat cunt, Weight Watcher, kisses men all the time on duty. Likes cherry pepsi a little to much. if you see him you will be fucked by the sex freak he is. He joins weight watchers anonymous every Monday Thursday and Friday after school hours so he can have a little taste of the kiddie's. Sex is his first go to for weight losing and defense when someone is intimidating. If you find this rare species of fat ass, run!
by AlphaC November 27, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug. conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.
"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024
Get the conner ashtonmug. "Ashton is so amazing, isn't he?!"
by orelismoral December 16, 2022
Get the Ashtonmug. Ashton (commonly called Ash) might not always be the brightest but thinks things out, is okayish in school though excels in chemicals, and arts. Is always trying to include every one in their friend group. Is kind, caring, and a good listener. Normally the shortest yet the oldest. Ashton has fluffy blonde hair, and grey/blue eyes. Ashton also likes music but can only really sing, but isn’t discriminatory about genres, is sometimes mean to their friends but in a sibling type way, enjoys receiving physical affection and giving affection. Is kind of a gremlin that can be chaotic at times and will eat stale food if desperate for food. Everyone kinda likes this annoying little guy.
by Jeepers_Creepers March 19, 2024
Get the Ashtonmug. by Someoneykyk May 10, 2022
Get the Ashtonatemug.