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Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."
Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."
Bob: "What?"
Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."
Bob: ".............*gurgles*"
Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."
Bob: "What?"
Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."
Bob: ".............*gurgles*"
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Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.
Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.
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