S.A.B. alert

S.A.B. alert: acronym. Used to describe the time when one person calls together one or more persons to gather and SMOKE A BOWL of illegal substance. I.e. methamphetamine or marijuana.

Matt sells drugs and as a drug dealer it is his irresponsibility to go and make house calls. Many of these house calls are for people in dire of getting their fix. Due to the coed and foreboden world of drugs and deals, code is often used and the demand for bonus rounds of smoke are high. The house call code is. "I have an S.A.B. Alert." "matt get here quickly." Matt says "Bawk, bawk bawk, shut the fuck up."

Haha jk

by penn and teller November 2, 2013

Dude Alert!

1. A male that oozes coolness, typically noticed long before passing and someone who one never approaches to talk to.

This dude needs a dude alert! ...www.myspace.com/thisisgenerationx

by a jesus taco April 28, 2010

nerd alert

Any vehicle that has a cargo container attached to the roof rack.

Upon attaching the thule box to her SUV, Heather drove off for vacation in her nerd alert.

by JDubb July 20, 2003

Random Alert

A phrase which can be said as a reply to a completely off topic comment or reply on a forum or a youtube video ext...

Random internet weirdo: WELCOME TO THE U.S.A. of MEXICO. We are the friggin minority now...Unless somebody does something?? Is O'bama or MC Lame going to do it?

Me: RANDOM ALERT!!! RANDOM ALERT!!!

by God of Luigi October 4, 2008

Hero Alert

When someone who is known to be a hero, comes into the area, Spanish people are more likely to be heroes than average Joes

"ohh man look out that spanish person is coming"
"BAIL hero alert everyone"

by legoman12 March 4, 2009

Alberto

a digusting human with no morals or values (usually)
never date an Alberto. Almost all Alberto's have small dicks and giant egos. You've been warned.

Side note: Albert, Al, Bert are all fine. You only need to watch out for Alberto's

Person 1: Ew it's Alberto, he's gross and fat

Person 2: Haha yeah, Alberto is so nasty. His breath stinks really bad.

by starkiiies July 26, 2017

Alert the Media

Underground rock band from long Island that kicks some major @$$. They play all types of rock and do not like to be limited to one type.

www.alertthemedia.cjb.net
or
myspace.com/alertthemedia

Alert the media are the best thing since Ramen noodles.

by Valerie is not a psycho September 11, 2005