alarm clock

THE number 1 drink for early tailgates or day drinks. Consists of malt liquor, orange juice, and pre-workout powder. Drink in excess and you'll be awake and alive for the party.

"The dage starts at 8AM, we better make some alarm clocks"

by Fratrick Star October 28, 2012

Car Alarm

Any person that will not shut the fuck up.

Oh my god, she's still talking?
Yeah, total fucking car alarm

by Mister Marc December 1, 2015

She's one fine piece of albacore

A phrase used by hillbilly tuna fishermen when refering to a passing attractive female.

Damn she's one fine piece of albacore I tell ya'

by parsalus September 10, 2011

Beer Alarm

The action of setting an alarm, for a very early hour, before going to bed to wake up and immediately shotgun a beer. Preferably have the beer and key next to your bed.

Hey Lukas the big game is tomorrow, we should set a beer alarm to start the day off right

by Scot Tank November 4, 2008

Alarm Cock

The alarm cock is a hilarious sexual prank. A man waits for a woman to go to sleep and retires to a seperate room to masturbate feverishly. Right before ejaculation he returns to the bedroom to cum right in his girls face. She will wake up during this and her confusion will quickly turn to outrage which will be responded to with a hasty retreat. The alarm cock maneuver has also been referred to as the graveyard glaze and the midnight jack.

The definition for Alarm Cock is self explanitory. If performing the alarm clock maneuver it is important to use catchy one liners before escaping. "You had it coming" or perhaps the Woody the Wood Pecker noise would suffice.

by Conman31415 March 18, 2010

ABAR

Acronym - Anti-bias and Anti-racism, a holistic approach to unmasking and dismantling inequalities and injustice present in society at large. In education, an approach that centers the experience of BIPOC kids and ensures that they are seen, safe and celebrated.

Her focus as a teacher is to ensure all students feel safe and seen using an ABAR lens.

by oneandfiveandthree June 18, 2020

False Alarm

While sexing a woman doggy style, you spit on her back and tell her you came, and when she turns around you bust a nut in her face.

I pulled a false alarm on this bitch and she's blind to this day!

by K-Pop April 30, 2007