1. The spilling of absolut vodka in ones crotch area and thus having it soak your underpants.
2. The spilling of well vodka in ones crotch that you pretend is Absolut -- but are too intoxicated to tell the difference/care.
a. Victim of spill must have female genitalia.
2. The spilling of well vodka in ones crotch that you pretend is Absolut -- but are too intoxicated to tell the difference/care.
a. Victim of spill must have female genitalia.
Girl 1 is sitting with Boy 1. Girl one laughs at Boy 1's joke. Girl 1 has forgotten she set her shot in her lap. Girl 1's shot spills into her crotch, drenching her panties. Boy 1 laughs and yells, "Absocootch" in public area.
by MissVodkaUSA September 11, 2009
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Mother: So, Bridget, what did you do at that party last night?
Bridget: Absolut-ly nothing at all, mom.
RA: Sir, please open your book bag and empty the contents onto the table
Alan: Dude, I don't need to, I've got absolut-ly nothing in there.
Alex: Am I drunk yet?
Ben: Absolut-ly, and I think Dr. Kolena can hear us, these walls are paper-thin.
Bridget: Absolut-ly nothing at all, mom.
RA: Sir, please open your book bag and empty the contents onto the table
Alan: Dude, I don't need to, I've got absolut-ly nothing in there.
Alex: Am I drunk yet?
Ben: Absolut-ly, and I think Dr. Kolena can hear us, these walls are paper-thin.
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