Assasinate

a sexual reference.
when a man's friend is hiding in the closet maturbating while he's having sex. when the friend is about to come he runs out of the closet and shoots his load on the girl.

Assasinate: My boy Ben assinated Keri last night.

by brittaney May 5, 2007

Assasaurus

A dinosaur with an abnormally large ass; also can be a name for an asshole or one who is being an asshole.

"Goddamn you are being a total assasaurus!"

by nunnya business April 30, 2008

JFK Assassination

Sex move involving a finish with a Cum shot to the head

My girl got pissed when I gave her a JFK Assassination last night.

by The Slinger November 12, 2016

absessive

To obsess to the point of absess or illness.

To worry about things not in your control and make yourself ill is clearly absessive behaviour.

by Joie D June 12, 2007

Lyrical Assasinz Crew

Fuckin Dope Ass Rap Crew..
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Fukkin NICEEEEEE

2-pac,Right Hemisphere,illwayz,PHAZE

by Some DUde February 17, 2005

assassin's-creed-hug

when you are chillin with your bros and you pounce on them giving them a hug. This will creep the shit out of them, but its OK (awesome ninja shown with QK) since the No Homo is obviously implied. Unless the kid just naturally creeps the shit out of you, Then a swift kick in the balls will be a justifiable counter attack and must be applied with 75% force minimum, may increase depending on how much the kid creeps you out.

My bro was chilling at his locker so i assassin's-creed-hugged him. Apparently he wasnt as chill about life as I am, so after the hug he turned around and fucking 200% force kicked me in the balls. I was on the ground for my entire free period. I had to go to the doctors. Turns out no grandchildren for mommy. She was apeshit. Speaking of apeshit, after my balls had healed from their explosion, I came into school and found that kid. I assassins creed hugged him again and he kicked me in that groin area, since there were no more balls. I was totally fine and punched him in the face, knocking him unconsious. Then I pissed all over his body. After that we went to court. The judge called the other kid to the stand and full blown Assasssins creed hugged his ass all the way to jail. I WIN BITCH!!!

by ACHugg bitches March 1, 2011

ass assasin

Typically a faggot who's whole purpose in life is to bugger some poor young homo in the bunghole for his own selfish
satisfaction.

That Todd, he's nothing but an ass assasin. All he wants to do is plunge his pole into poor Jimmy's tight hamster tunnel.

by off the wall sicko March 19, 2010