National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019

National slap ass day

National slap ass day is on april 18th and the goal is to slap as much ass as possible

Yo on april 18th i slapped hella ass

National slap ass day

by Big d brownboy April 17, 2019

National Send Ass Pics Day

On April 20th you can send pics to someone you trust and they send sum bacc. To “qualify” to get pics you need to ft them.

person 1 - we gotta ft april 20th for national send ass pics day

person 2- bet

by the rats 🐀 April 19, 2020

Ass Appreciation Day

Ass Appreciation Day is 7/22. It’s the day we’re you it is ok and in couraged to compliment and appreciate asses.

Babe you know I really appreciate you ass and all the happiness it brings be. I just thought I’d mention it because it’s Ass Appreciation Day.

by Lamborghini.18 July 22, 2019

National slap ass day

National slap ass day is a day where anybody can slap anybody ass but only on aug 16

Oh boy can’t wait for national slap ass day

by datcookie_tez August 15, 2022

Fake Ass Friend Day

the day where you post all your fake ass friends either with or without a description on why they fake on they photo or go up to them and tell em they a fake ass friend

fake ass friend day

by yeah i make the best days November 8, 2021

grab ass day

October 10 is grab ass day! grab anyones ass! its the best day.

watch out its grab ass day!

by jeff bolderun October 1, 2019