Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.

Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!

by Lothar December 14, 2017

I almost shed a tear.

Boo hoo mothefucker. Pull yourself together.

You cycled all the way across europe and you’re tired? Well, I almost shed a tear.

by Yung’Un August 11, 2019

Happy almost birthday

Happy birthday in advance.

Yo your birthday is coming up. Happy almost birthday!

by user since 2002 September 23, 2020

The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.

Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏

by 1234Life July 4, 2022

the almighty Toad

The almighty toad. Beautiful. Handsome. Majestic. He is everything you wish you were. Favorite food: bagel. Intelligence: 4 iq. Favorite activity: bashing his head on a rock. Creator REEzardRamen

“I would nuke the country of turkey if the almighty Toad asked me to” (me)

by REEzardRamen July 5, 2022

palma alma

A nickname for an Arnold Palmer (iced tea and lemonade).
Originates from the Pine Bluff area of Arkansas.

"I'm about to make myself a palma alma"

by drakeg4 July 11, 2023

sur le pont de l´ alma

That one video you find in the comments section of popular videos

' sur le pont de l´ alma ' is a cursed video

by Gourtiom September 22, 2018