Tea time alarm

An alarm that happens periodically throughout the day in England and everyone has to drink tea or face a fine of £129 from the TVA
You will not be fined however if you are unconscious because unconscious people dont want tea

John:"alright time to start my homework"
*tea time alarm*
John:"Oh no it's the tea time alarm I can't afford another fine from the TVA"
Susan:"pretend to be unconscious quick there's no time to make tea"

by Marshywanderer March 17, 2025

Alarm

A loud noise that sends people into a state of panic for no apparent reason. The longest time a Alarm has gone on for was on September 11th, 2001 and ended at 8:14 AM EDT.

"Dude I still remember the day that the longest alarm went off for. Ahhh, September 11th, 2001.... Such a good day.

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

Smoke Alarm American

If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american

“I was at my friend Jamal’s house, he’s a Smoke Alarm American and it was annoying to sleep”

by 518Blackout July 23, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 28, 2025

Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.

Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock

by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025

Glizzy Alarm Clock

A kick in the dick to start your day right.

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.

by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022

International stranger alarm

When your schools fly a finnish flag from the flag poles with a finnish swastika flag on it to warn of immediate school shootings.

The international stranger alarm will keep the laws intact first scream abelijck

by Cody5050 December 16, 2022