Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion

by TLVNYC March 21, 2020

budget abortion

When your girl says she's pregnant so you grab the nearest lamp

"Yo I heard Becky was pregnant!"
"Nah, I gave that bitch a Budget Abortion."

by Freak Train May 10, 2017

abortion fire

When the situation at hand gets way out of hand.

The infrastructure in Winnipeg causes rush hour traffic to turn into an abortion fire. Took me 3 hours to get home.

by Zhux September 15, 2017

Abortion Dodger

A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.

Abortion Dodger scrounger annoying chav neglect

by Perfectibilist May 26, 2016

abort an aberration

W hike doing something, to realize, through an epiphany, that it is meaningless/ retargerous, and therefore abandon the project before it turns into Frankenstein

I'd rather abort an aberration than go travelling round the world like gypsies and pirates

by Sexydimma May 15, 2016

Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.

I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Back Alley Abortion

A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.

Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)

Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.

by SoothsayerA May 5, 2018