father-in-law Bob

The man who you should buy a coffee mug.

"I need to buy a coffee mug for my father-in-law Bob.

by Your father-in-law, Bob December 7, 2019

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Father once removed

You had sex or raped your own daughter. Congratulations, you're a father, once removed. It's also possible to be someone's father twice removed, but would you want to rape your own granddaughter, who is also your daughter ??

Mr. Gustafson is like a father to his grand children. Oh wait, Mr. Gustafson is their father... father once removed !

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

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father knows debt

Your father after all four of his kids attend college! In debt to his eyes after student loans...
~Also the name of a viral episode from the viral tv show by TLC called Extreme Cheapskates...

Poor Kelsy, her dad has five kids and they all just graduated last week. Her father knows debt!

by honeydrop May 6, 2019

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How's your father

Slap 'n' tickle; Bit of the other; casual sexual relations; Origin in World War II, English soldiers in France expected that an old French lady with grey hair, whom their father had bonked during the First World War might come up to them and ask this.

"Took her round the bike shed for a bit of how's-your-father";

"I don't want you two getting up to any how's-your-father while we're out!"

by mistweb October 13, 2003

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Over Protective Father

An OCD dad that screams his ass off whenever you even think about going onto the internet.

Over Protective Father - "TIMMY! WHY ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER!?!?!?!?"
Timmy - "I'm just on YouTube..."
Over Protective Father - "NO! YOU"RE WATCHING PORN! I KNOW YOU!"

by Majestic Word Writer April 9, 2014

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