Turkey ice

Slushy ice mix on a trail where you don’t know if there’s solid ice or grippy mud under it.

Since it’s 40 degrees out, Riley Trails is all turkey ice right now.

by mattmichielsen January 13, 2021

Turkey Mama

A Fat Girl With Big Boobs And Big Ass

Damnnn she gained weight! She a turkey mama now!!

by Ronnie Ron July 13, 2022

turkey crotch

A term used to describe the external genitalia of a female who is extremely promiscuous. In other words, her crotch is strectched and droopy like a turkey's neck. Also used as a reference to Tory, aka Whory.

"Damn, that Tory took 3 guys at once?? Hell, dude... She must be suffering from a nasty case of turkey crotch."

by the shazamurai January 26, 2005

turkey tossing

Fellating a turkey's asshole, usually right before killing it for Thanksgiving dinner.

Holy crap, who left Billy Ray alone with that bird? He's going to grab the lube and a butcher knife and fire up one hell of a turkey tossing!! God bless Thanksgiving!

by Austin Pealy November 28, 2010

The Flying Turkey

When a man or woman is giving head, she or he put arms behind their backs and starts flapping like a Turkey. Also if the penis comes they respond with 'Gobble, Gobble'

Jillian - ''Oh My God! Becky. I gave my boyfriend The Flying Turkey last night!!''

Becky - ''Did you Gobble?''

Jillian - ''Hell Yes.''

by Pete.likes.to.rock January 18, 2009

Turkey Trot

When you have the shits and trot like a turkey in search of a porcelain throne.

Bob: Did you see how Dave was running down the hallway at work today?

Dan: Yeah, he ate the Susan's chili at the potluck and he had the turkey trots. He went home so I think he shit himself.

by KnotMyRealName December 15, 2018

Greased Turkey

A classic game for the bros, where all players stand in a circle around a turkey (dead or alive) while pulling on their weiners. When one player finishes choking his chicken, that player must then spew his load into the anal cavity of the turkey. The last player to ejaculate into the turkey's anus is deemed the loser of the game. The loser must insert his head into the anal cavity of the turkey, and present himself for triumphant spanking from each player. Failure to properly ejaculate into the turkey's anal cavity (e.g. ejaculating on the floor) is penalized by that player having to slurp up their own semen and then spit said semen into the turkey's anus. Naturally, this game is played on the traditional pilgrim holiday of Spanksgiving. Eating the turkey is optional, but strongly encouraged.

Little Timmy: "Grandpappy, care to join us for a game of Greased Turkey?"

Grandpappy: "Mother best look away, because Grandpappy with an erection is on the way!"

by ProfessorPanini October 6, 2017