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Walker of Shame

Walk of Shame in a nursing home, where the visitor uses a walker to get back to their own room after hooking up in another resident's room. They may or may not remember if it was a one nighter or not.
Nurse 1: Blanch wasn't in her room this morning.
Nurse 2: last night she was visiting Norman in his room.
Nurse 1: oh- here she comes now, doing the Walker of Shame back to her room.
Nurse 2: look at that smile! Maybe I should sign up for Norm's sponge bath!
by SildogintheNatti June 13, 2016
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Call of Shame

When you realize your BFF has called and texted several times during the night to make sure you made it home safely from your date the night before. And you have to make that call of shame to let them know you spent the night and that you are sorry you worried them.
To Kristen (9:36 am) Hey, it's Lisa...sorry I worried you last night . I am making my call of shame to let you know I am driving home now...*sigh*
by 🔥 crotch sisters June 10, 2017
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earth shaming

The practice of making those you feel don't do enough for the environment like subpar humans.
After admitting she drank 3 cases of bottled water per week and didn't recycle the plastic, she felt subjected to earth shaming by her peers.
by Marcy Marcy Darcy January 22, 2018
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vodka shaming

When others attempt to make you feel bad about yourself because of the amount of vodka you can consume.
My guy was totally vodka shaming me tonight when he saw me polish off a half gallon of vodka we picked up less than a week ago. I told him to fuck off and let me do me.
by Tittsmcgee May 5, 2020
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Selfie of Shame

Taking a selfie of yourself in the morning with the guy or girl you just slept with while they are still sleeping and posting it to brag thinking your cool on your social media page.
She posted a Selfie of Shame on her Facebook page to show everyone she slept with her friends man.
by Amy Morgan June 17, 2017
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Teen-shaming

When your teenager acts extra cool while implying that you're old and lame.
"That's not even a word" she said walking sideways up the stairs, as she was totally teen-shaming me.
by SteveXYZ December 10, 2017
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Poop Shame

The shame you feel about the odor left behind after needing to use the bathroom at a friends house, new girlfriend/boyfriends apartment, or in an awkward public toilet or location. Also applies to the shame felt upon people knowing you are responsible for a particularly gnarly poop.
Directed at the person after taking a poop - ‘haha poop shame!’
As used by the pooper - ‘Sorry man, I have all kinds of poop shame right now’
by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018
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