When three gentlemen, one white, one black, and one Hispanic, all hold their penises upwards and ejaculate upon a woman's face. References the Golden Corral Triple Fountain.
by Daedric_Fondler February 1, 2014
Get the triple fountainmug. by Porkonashtick January 1, 2024
Get the fountain boymug. When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.
John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.
by StinkyZ May 24, 2016
Get the Post Porcelain Porn Fountainmug. In the tradition of the Roman Fountain, this position starts with a man standing while receiving a blowjob from a girl in a seated position. The girl, while pleasuring her man, should also be breast feeding her child giving the Roman Fountain a uniquely southern twist. In southern tradition, the child does not necessarily have to belong to the gentleman.
Dude, my balls are killing me. I've got to get some satisfaction but my girl is constantly breast feeding our newborn. Player, have her give you a Southern Fountain while she's feeding then that'll take care of both issues at once.
by Beaner 1 August 22, 2017
Get the Southern Fountainmug. When you are fucking a male/female and your about to bust pull out, grab your nuts, jerk off, and release your nuts and yell fountain of youth while simultaneously giving your girl a laser precise cumshot up her left nostril and the Coriolis effect should take affect in the nasal cavity and the pure force of your cum will shoot out the back of her neck and go up to heaven and retrieve her soul before she enters the gate so then you need to put her ice on a frozen bed of your cum to preserve her and on the 3rd day at exactly 4:19:21 PM start jerking off over her body and shoot a load into her belly button and she will be resurrected and will be your slave for eternity.
by Codyboi30 April 1, 2022
Get the Fountain of youthmug. A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, and spits the cum into Person B's mouth.
by bichasse May 27, 2016
Get the Splitsville Fountainmug. "What high school do you go to?" "fountain valley high school" "Oh, your crazy smart" "No I'm not, I have one B.. my parents are gonna kill me"
by bobapatrol February 13, 2023
Get the fountain valley high schoolmug.