Donald John Trump

One thing about Trump…

His name fits him perfectly:

Demented

Orange
Neurotic

Asinine

Lying

Dickhead

Jerkoff

Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi

Toxic

Rude

Useless
Moronic

Putz
“Do you not know what Donald John Trump’s name fully means? Don’t? Here’s the answer.”
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Donald John Trump

The 45th and 47th President of The United States. Best president since Reagan and will make America Great again. Sworn in on Jan 20. 2017 when no one thought he could win the 2016 election against Hilary Clinton but he did. He later lost in 2020 to (currently) the worst president of the U.S Joe Biden. He then later made a historic come back in 2024 against Crooked Joe's VP Kamala Harris. He was sworn in along with his VP J.D Vance on Jan.20 2025 leading a Republican controlled House and Senate. He will leave office on Jan.20 2029. He plans to end the war in Ukraine and Gaza, plans to deport illegal immigrants (NOT LEGAL IMMIGRANTS), plans to take away trans rights (👍 ), hits the YMCA dance, and much more!! Enjoy your cheap gas and grocery's everyone and have a great day! Oh, and btw he will make you orange.
Mr Trump get down!!! -Some random ahh Secret Service guy on July 13, 2024.

Donald John Trump just mad a big ahh comeback on Nov.5
by Poli-dicks January 16, 2025
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Lily & Barron Trump

Lily and Barron Trump in love forever!

Lily and Barron sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage.

Haha! Just had to do that. But in all seriousness, I know Lily and she told be she is super in love with Barron Trump. Barron Trump is the son of Donald Trump and he told me he's really into Asian girls. I can tell because he used to love drawing anime and anime girls with big boobs, but his dad being a boomer thought he was drawing Chinese Communist cartoons.

Sunny's mother Sarah is a dumbass bitch who thinks Leon is in love with Lily, but Leon explicitly told me he only dates Black or Latina girls and he's already dating a Latina girl named Jesus Christ (weird name...I know) who is from Colombia.

But anyways, I'm super excited to see the amazing anime adventures Barron Trump draws next when he and Lily become a couple. Hopefully his dad doesn't get mad at him for drawing Chinese cartoons...😂
Lily & Barron Trump in Love forever!
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Trump Dumbass Syndrome

A psychological condition wherein individuals exhibit unwavering support for Donald Trump, regardless of his actions, statements, or behavior. Symptoms include a chronic inability to recognize faults, a propensity to deflect criticism with conspiracy theories, and an unshakeable belief that "alternative facts" are just as valid as reality. Often accompanied by an aversion to credible news sources and an inexplicable affection for Twitter rants. Commonly diagnosed in echo chambers and political rallies. Treatment is rare, as patients are typically resistant to evidence-based interventions.
Despite the overwhelming evidence against him, Rudy Giuliani continued to defend every action with fervor, clearly exhibiting a severe case of Trump Dumbass Syndrome (TDS).
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Massive trump fart

when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.
ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.
by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 30, 2020
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Get Trumped

You know what, Get Trumped
by Woodie873 December 08, 2020
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suck off trump

Trump supporters are sexually infatuated with Don the Con. They are driven by a deep desire to Suck off Trump
He doesn't actually believe anything Trump says. He just hope that playing along will lead to an opportunity to Suck off Trump.
by Ducks in formation August 27, 2022
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