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the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
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this one-liner is used when a person refers to something sexual and the term can be used to agree that something sexual happened or is going to happen.
Elaina: urfft, i wouldn't mind him,

Meera: eyey.

Sareena: i've already had him

Meera&Elaina: EYEY!
eyey by pink0x May 27, 2010

one-eyed trouser trout 

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

Colored eyes 

Brown & Black eyes are so common when somebody says "that person has colored eyes" they mean that person has an eye color that is not Brown or Black.
That cute blonde with the colored eyes just stole my heart.
Colored eyes by Juicee413 May 20, 2016
When you look deep in someone's eyes you see there soul there personality there child hood there trauma there lack of words there silence the flaws there happiness and there sadness. The eyes of a man or woman are the most powerful feature to one's body alot of people can't look others in there eyes when and if they are in denial, hiding something, feared by, or Evan if they feel insecure empty or feel rejected people kiss with there eyes close often to enjoy the kiss opposed to one's who keep there eyes open cause the best things in life are ment to be seen.
Eyes by Fearlessgirl23 June 26, 2015

Brown eyed eagle 

Having anal sex on a par 3 hole on a golf course.
Me and a girl snuck on to Pebble Beach Golf Course late one night and I gave her a brown eyed eagle.